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I am Michael Jordan.... shwoosh! I am Michael Jordan.... shwoosh! I am Michael Jordan.... shwoosh! I am Michael Jordan.... shwoosh! I am Michael Jordan.... shwoosh! I am Michael Jordan.... shwoosh! I am Michael Jordan.... shwoosh!

Ok, I am NOT Michael Jordan.... airball!

So it's a lie to say that believing something so much can make it so. I dare YOU to use the word "so" three times or more in a sentence.

I am Wendell L. Scotchpoodle.... so! I am Wendell L. Scotchpoodle.... so! I am Wendell L. Scotchpoodle.... so!?

Am I the only person who just really loves to have stupid, pointless and absurd dreams? I just awoke from a doozie. I dreamed that I was lying on the ground, outside a big hotel, at night, in a city I have never been to. Must've been a Southern city, like Miami or Rome or Rio de Janerio.
Wasn't Miami, cause I have been there, but it seemed warm at night there. Maybe San Diego. But I been there, too. I did some weird stuff, like peek into some of the windows into people's hotel rooms, but then a group of boy scouts or something like them were marching by, and two or three of these kids ran over and hid on the side of the hill where I was also hidden. But I was really clever, and rolled up into a ball, and these kids never even saw me, even though they were right next to me! Then I reached into the hotel window and grabbed some guy's wallet right out of his trousers and ran off, counting the money within.

There ought to be a word which describes a compound word or phrase that defines it as something which both poses a problem, AND proposes it's own solution.
Like "oxymoron", which describes a compound word where a rhetorical figure in which incongruous or contradictory terms are combined, as in "a deafening silence".

Cause I have the compound word, just lacking another word to describe it: Political Suicide

It's a play on words. I spend alot of mental energy contemplating plays on words.
Or hadn't you noticed?
Perhaps you noticed instead that I dislike politicians.

More of my wasted, mental energy exposed for all to see later! Bye!

Posted by Wendell L Scotchpoodle, NOT The Localmalcontent