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I am so mature

(sung to the tune "Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer",
 as recorded by Gene Autry)

Please don't call him an ape 
or a hairy chimpanzee
He's the nation's sensation 
since JohnBenet Ramsey
Just look and you will find 
the baboon with the big red behind.

Randolph the Red assed Baboon 
(Baboon)
Had a very shiny Bum 
(like a light bulb)
and if you ever saw it 
(saw it)
You would wet your pants and run 
(Like a fraidy cat)

All of the other monkeys 
(monkeys)
Used to laugh and call him names 
(like neon ass)
They never let poor Randolph 
(Randolph) 
join in any monkey games 
(like monopoly)

Then one foggy Christmas Eve
The Anti Claus came to say
Randolph with your ass so bright
Won't you be my sleigh's tail light

Then how the Monkey's loved him 
(loved him)
And they shouted out with Glee 
(Whee)
Randolph the Red assed baboon 
(baboon)
Keep your ass downwind from me...
Keep your ass downwiinnnd ... 
from me~!

lovingly lifted from 'Ground Zero with Clyde Lewis' Christmas Show