September 9, 2007

Has anybody else ever noticed this besides me?

The same characteristics that every good person loves in a dog or a cat, (probably any pet) we hate to see in an insect?

I have a dog named Amos. Love Amos with all my heart, too. He sleeps with me, or at my bedside every night, he manages to push his way in and smell everything that I cook for meals; he rests his head in my lap when I sit here and type these very words!, and I love his curiosity. Amos will smell around my house, the truck, the chicken house, whatever- and I don't mind it one bit.

But just let a fly-- a house fly get into my kitchen and sniff around food, or buzz my ears while I try to sleep, or hang around me as I do this or that, and I am angered.

Hold on, for just a minute, while I try again to kill the fly who is walking around on my computer screen-- Rats, missed the little monster again!


But if my pet, my Amos were to get between me and this screen, this monitor, it would be a different story altogether, huh?

Posted by Wendell L. Scotchpoodle, NOT by the LOCALMALCONTENT

September 2, 2007

... yeah.





for all you really clever smarty-pantsed readers, this is my intimate bloggie. Welcome!





Take off your uncomfortable clothes, if you want; I have.





More surgery for me, your ' Wendell L. Scotchpoodle' to occur Tuesday.





To be more honest with you select and clever readers of mine, I am disturbed and frightened by this stuff. Hernia surgery is pretty commonplace, but in this case, it may be serious; it may be double-hernia surgery, and that means alot- that means a total change from my once, robust active life.





Thank you for Visiting Krazy Town, and Thank you for kindly understanding duality, and the need to express both sides of same.


I will keep up 'Krazy Town', once I'm back too, like The Localmalcontent bloggie.





I can't keep upp the constant insistance to stay 'cognizant and sane', all the time... thus this outlet. 'Ppreciate your understanding. And prayers always!





On a separate subject, have you ever seen a "dock spider"? If you had, you'd know. You'd never ever forget an encounter like that!





Once, I walked outside my house to get something from the trunk of my car, then. LONG TIME BACK~ alright? And once I'd gotten it, and closed the trunk lid, there was this big-assed, SOB spider is 5-inch wide, 8-inch long, grey bastard spider staring at me on the trunk lid! No kidding~ causedmyfirstheartattack it did!
After recovering from faint, but still scareddddddd of this monster-mutant-spider, I went back inside my hut, grabbed both a broom and my cutting board from my kitchen (HEY- it was all I could think of-), went back and swatted, then covered this big beast, then stompt his ugly ass into the ground, atom by atom.


I did not stop until he was juice.



I threw away the cutting board the same day.

The Last Time I was Really Scared! ever. About 7 years ago. Big bastard spider....
So bring on ALL the Muslim towelheads!
They'd be no problemo, no sweat for me, your Wendell L. Scotchpoodle!~

Posted by Wendell L. Scotchpoodle, NOT THE LOCAL MALCONTENT