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Seeing as how you didn't ask, I want to tell you about my California kinfolk.

They are some good, upright and important people, despite their living in Satan's livingroom, there.

One of my nieces works for a candy company, where she paints gumballs by hand, 10 hours a day. She paints em blue, red, yellow, green, pink, orange, purple, magenta, ocher, brown, silver, black, gold, fuschia and white. She got these little bottles of food coloring all laid out if front of her, along with a conveyor belt where the little grey gumballs ride past. She picks up each one and then grabs the proper paintbrush, dips it into the proper little jar of food coloring, and goes to town on them gumballs.

I got another family relation out there, only he's not as smart as the gumball painter. He is damned good lookin' however, and he is into makin' moving pictures. Act-tor, he is; He did his little job on a very popular TV show, back in the 1960s, back when TV was worth watchin'!
He jumped around alot on this show, did a little singing, did a little romancin', too. A "heart-throb", to use his words.

I got another fella whut's related to me, and he is a good speaker. He can really tell you whut for, on that Public TV show he talks on. He is a "Narrator". That is because he has good hair.

And then there's a cupple of other ladies, who admit to bein' kin to me: One is an IN-vent0r-- she invented that stuff you wipe onto screwups, makes em go away, like they disappear, too. Then you wipe your hands onto your trouser legs, and the goop does NOT go away, nor does it disappear. She made about a million bucks from that, I reckon.

And last of all, there is the jewel of the family, who lives in California, on the beach somewhere.
She can tell people (ANYONE SHE WANTS) to take off all their clothing, and they have to do it. Otherwise, they do not get what they want. NOW, how's that for a claim to fame?

Bye. Go Away while I eat my supper. Biscuits an' mustard, uhha-humm.

Posted by Wendell L Scotchpoodle, NOT The Localmalcontent