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Wow, I tried a whole new recipe tonight for my supper, and it was just SOooo good, I had to share it with all 3 of you readers.

Here is the delicious -ness recipe:

Take 4 slices of plain white bread;
4 slices of garlic balogna (I like "Bar-S" brand, because they give me coupons for it);
One ripe tomato from the garden;
One yellow Onion;
2 teaspoons of Kraft sandwich spread, the spicy variety;
Approximately 8 ounces of sweetened, iced tea;
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Slice 5 slices (longways) from garden tomato, and
slice 2 slices (longways) from yellow onion, too, and place to one side:
Open jar of sandwich spread, removing one teaspoon of spread at a time, and
smear allover either one or two slices of white bread;
Repeat, with the other two slices of white bread.
Place one slice of onion on one slice of bread;
Repeat, with another slice of white bread.
Cut one of the tomato slices in half, and then
place exactly 1-1/2 tomato slices onto a slice of white bread, ON TOP of onion slice;
Repeat exactly for the other onioned slice of white bread.
Apply two (2) slices of Bar-S garlic balogna ON TOP of tomato slices;
Repeat exactly with the remaining two (2) slices of garlic balogna.
Pour approximately 8 ounces of sweetened iced tea into tall glass or plastic cup.

Here is the trick, now: PLACE THE UNADORNED SLICES OF PLAIN WHITE BREAD
ONTO THE GARLIC BALOGNA, thus making a "Sandwich".

Now, along with a paper towel, take the "Sandwiches", and the cupped iced-tea to your pre-assigned, plastic-covered seat cushion, usually found in front of your television set.
**(Television set may be replaced by a computer screen with no problems)

Serves 1 person.

Go away now, I am deep into experimentation mode with twice this recipe's ingredients!
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On a separate topic, if you also are homophobic, avoid "Oscar Meyer" brand bologna.
WHY???

Because their bologna has a "first name", (it is O-S-C-A-R)
Their bologna has a "last name" too, (it is M-E-Y-E-R)
This is clearly a sexual inuendo, don't you see it too?
YUCKKK!
[My bologna has a first name, too, it's _-_-_-_] ....
Now do you get it? You should be worried, worried just like I am.

posted by Wendell L Scotchpoodle, NOT The Localmalcontent!